Most Poetic Commit Log of the Year Award

I was going through old email, and my friend Jesse had pointed up my friend Jarda's commit log message as a candidate "Most Poetic Commit Log of the Year Award". What's the most amusing commit message you've read but neither incited nor written yourself? Here's Jarda's:

Hopeless in my own destiny, strugling to really improve the speedup of startup at least a bit, but always loosing my improvements as Sisyphus his stone, I am adding this little change to prevent tons and tons of ClassLoaderCache objects from creation. Now only a resonable number shall get created during 2nd and subsequent startup.

Of course, you can only do this award once - after that, everyone will be trying to be poetic in their commit messages and it all becomes meaningless :-)

Directory: /core/startup/src/org/netbeans/core/startup/
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File [changed]: ClassLoaderCache.java
Url: http://core.netbeans.org/source/browse/core/startup/src/org/netbeans/cor...
Delta lines:  +2 -2
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--- ClassLoaderCache.java	4 Aug 2005 13:13:48 -0000	1.2
+++ ClassLoaderCache.java	5 Aug 2005 13:18:28 -0000	1.3
@@ -171,8 +171,8 @@
                 return null;
             }
             
-            
-            node = find (next);
+            // effectively node = find(next);
+            node.pos = next * NODE_SIZE;
         }
         
         return resIndex;