I posted a joke some months ago, Two Items Walk Into a Toolbar that got a surprisingly high number of hits. It's not clear why this single blog post attracted so much readership, but the likely candidates are presumably:

• It was very funny
• There is a dearth of Swing humor
• The high readership of this post was in relative terms, which could also be interpreted to mean that my other blog posts are just extremely unpopular

I, of course, lean toward the first option above, although the second also seems likely.

In the spirit of posting more Swing humor, and in the petty and thinly veiled attempt to get more hits on my blog, I offer this sequel to the earlier joke.

        The same two items walk back into the bar the next day.
        The bartender asks, "So how was the event last night?"
        The first item says, "I think we really clicked."
        The second item says, "I disagree - it was a real drag."