Sadly, I am not a mock Sun employee

In fact, last time I checked, I wasn't a 'mock' anything. I get 'mocked' a lot for my photograph above, but that's the maximum 'mocking' in my life sadly.

So why does Javablogs.com classify me as a mock Sun employee?

If Sun would like to offer me a position, I will be more than happy to call myself a mock Sun employee. Or whatever. But then I wouldn't be 'mock' anymore so that may defeat the purpose. How about Sun employee emeritus? Or Distinguished Sun fellow?

On second thoughts, Vikram Goyal may be fine too. I am still open to a position with Sun though.