Voice your concerns about closures with this FUD generator

I

am afraid
deeply worry
am scared
am frightened
am alarmed
am terrified

that closures

are detrimental for the language
make the code more error-prone
make Java too hard to master
are for human relationships only
can be understood only by people with PhD
should be banned from programming
are the worst thing since they made Greedo shoot first
endanger my position as an expert in JDK 1.1.6
can not be explained to a 6-year old

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I

am not sure
am not convinced
remain sceptical
am rather perplexed
am not certain
remain undecided

that closures

will make code easier to read
will make code easier to write
solve what they aim to
are all that great
will bring world peace
are a product of a sane human mind
will be available under the one and only GPL license
are good for your health

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I

highly doubt
am concerned
am hesitant

that closures

are readable
are scalable
are maintainable
are debuggable
are extensible
are edible

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