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A silly song for Agile2009Posted by johnsmart on August 6, 2009 at 3:06 PM PDT
To the tune of 'Blowing in the wind', by Bob Dylan.
This (rather silly) text was inspired by a tweet from Andres Almiray
How many sprints must a girl conduct Before scrum-master she becomes? Yes, 'n' how many stories must we implement Before the iteration's done? Yes, 'n' how many patches must the coder hack Before the code finally runs? The answer my friend? Just code it in Groovy, The answer is written in Groovy. How many specs must a user read Before he will agree to sign? Yes 'n' many drawings must a man produce Before he's allowed to code a while? Yes 'n' how many waterfalls must we descend Before the boss will think agile? The answer my friend? Just code it in Groovy, The answer is written in Groovy. How many closures must a padawan write Before he really groks Groovy Yes 'n' how many addons can a plugin provide Before it will no longer plug in Yes 'n' how many patches must a guy submit Before a committer he can be The answer my friend? Just code it in Groovy, The answer is written in Groovy. "Probably the best training course I've been on."..."Not just how to write Java code but the 'business end' - how to build, test, deploy, manage and monitor"..."One of the best and most useful courses I have attended. And they didn't even try to sell me anything!" - Coming soon to Canberra, Sydney, Brisbane and Wellington! Get up to scratch with the latest in Java tools and best practices! Sign up on the 2009 season of the Java Power Tools Bootcamps. »
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Submitted by felipegaucho on Tue, 2009-08-11 03:12.
how many println must a coder do
before he realizes Groovy doesn't debug?
how many hacks a coder should do
before he realizes HTTPS doesn't work on Groovy?
and how many languages we should try
before realize Java is the master ?
:) my 2 cents..
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