Chet Haase's Blog

Two Items Walk Back into a Toolbar

I posted a joke some months ago, Two Items Walk Into a Toolbar that got a surprisingly high number of hits. It's not clear why this single blog post attracted so much readership, but the likely candidates are presumably:

• It was very funny
• There is a dearth of Swing humor
• The high readership of this post was in relative terms, which could also be interpreted to mean that my other blog posts are just extremely unpopular

I, of course, lean toward the first option above, although the second also seems likely.

In the spirit of posting more Swing humor, and in the petty and thinly veiled attempt to get more hits on my blog, I offer this sequel to the earlier joke.

        The same two items walk back into the bar the next day.
        The bartender asks, "So how was the event last night?"
        The first item says, "I think we really clicked."
        The second item says, "I disagree - it was a real drag."
        

Comments

• I'm officially a fan of Chet's humor ;-)

  Posted by: enicholas on June 05, 2006 at 02:02 PM

• I had a much better Swing joke, but I posted it in the wrong thread.

  Posted by: coxcu on June 06, 2006 at 07:12 AM

• Coxcu: You need to use the injokeLater() or injokeAndWait() methods to post the humor properly.

  Posted by: chet on June 06, 2006 at 07:16 AM

• Chet, but then he needs to have a Pun in his joke, Right?

  Posted by: mgrev on June 06, 2006 at 08:31 AM

• br>
  Sounds to me like Item 2's in a bit of a State if he doesn't get any
  Action.

  - Danny

  Posted by: dannyc on June 06, 2006 at 01:09 PM

• Chet: POST? I don't GET it.

  Posted by: ljnelson on June 06, 2006 at 07:22 PM

• Oh, and mgrev: No, he just has to implement Punnable.

  Posted by: ljnelson on June 06, 2006 at 07:23 PM

• Two items walk into a toolbar. "What the %$#^," says the bartender. "Not you again! You should be on the menu."

  Posted by: geertjan on June 09, 2006 at 09:08 AM

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