Office Absurdity 1: Three coworkers

Recently, three coworkers compare notes about their work history. Mike adjusts the pictures of this three teenage children and smiles, "I have only had three jobs in my career."

Mary laughs and says, "Me too. I've also only had three jobs... but I've only been working for three years."

Al dismisses the other two and chuckles "This is my third time working on this project!."